Although we planned on heading off for Louisville at 7:00am, chores were slower than we expected and we left at 8:30. Sparkle and Belle weren’t overly enthusiastic about getting in the van (again!) but they grudgingly obliged.
Things went smooth with no traffic, until we hit a toll booth that had at least 10 school busses in line. Nevertheless, we waited our turn, then continued our trip.

At around 10:30am, Calvin was quite sleepy (he got off work at 11:30pm the night before) so we stopped at a rest area. The girls were suspicious about all the cars and noise, but they were game and took a walk with me

Ooops, hope no one is watching! Sparkle, Belle, that isn’t your tree!

An hour later we hit the road again, eating lunch in the van and driving straight through ‘till the van needed fueled. After dinner at 6:30pm at McDonalds, we continued our trip, with two hundred and fifty miles left to go. Then we saw the storm clouds.

Uh Oh, we’d better find a spot to milk the girls! I don’t think they’d appreciate getting milked in the rain…
We turned off the freeway at what seemed to be a deserted road, and headed down it. Oh no! Look at all the cars! How are we going to find a private spot to dump the girls’ “biohazards” (milk)?

Someone already turned down this road, can’t go down it!
How about this road? Umm, no. Too busy.

We’re being trailed, those people must think we’re suspicious. Us? Suspicious? We’re just crazy goat people!

Ah, finially an empty road. Except for-

A cat. Oh well, cats like milk anyway.

Once again, the girls hopped out of the van and stared around the place. Belle looked around with a shocked expression on her face, and seemed to say: “Mom, this doesn’t look like home, there’s too much corn and I don’t see any pasture. Besides, we have dirt roads, not this weird black stuff!”

Calvin milked Belle,

Then I milked Sparkle.

After double-checking to make sure no one was on the road, we jogged the girls down for a big, then took them back at a run.

We loaded them and headed back down the freeway, only to find out that it turned and headed away from the storm clouds. Oh well, at least the girls got milked…
And look! Only 226 miles left to Louisville.
